You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
