I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
NoShamevember. You game?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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