So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It's rum buckets o'clock
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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