Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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