It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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