what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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