apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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