Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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