I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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