The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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