This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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