Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Shame is for Republicans.
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