I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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