I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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