If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Oh god it's open bar.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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