just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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