I accidentally had phone sex last night
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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