"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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