normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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