who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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