wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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