i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
we made out on top of his cat.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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