We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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