Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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