so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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