Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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