Yo dont text me then not text me
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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