You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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