The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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