that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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