Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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