i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Randomize