But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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