office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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