whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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