Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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