You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
