I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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