you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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