i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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