My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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