chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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