Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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