if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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