OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I checked into jail on foursquare
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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