I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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