i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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