dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
