I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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