Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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