shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize